A. Age: 20. 21 next month!
B. Bed size: Double.
C. Chore you dislike: Putting sheets back on the bed and putting the duvet cover on etc. In a perfect world I would get a brand new freshly made bed every day.
D. Dogs: I don’t have any. I would definitely like one at some point in my life.
E. Essential start to your day: Have a wee, brush teeth, put contacts in, drink water, eat something.
F. Favourite color: My favourite colour is yellow, but I probably wear more grey than anything else.
G. Gold or silver: Silver. Wearing gold would make look like a Jeremy Kyle contestant.
H. Height: 5’11”
I. Instruments you play(ed): I used to play the recorder at school. I wasn’t very good at it. Being good at the recorder would be a pretty useless skill. I attempted to teach myself acoustic guitar. It didn’t go so well. Verdict: I’ll stick with writing.
J. Job title: Professional Winner.
K. Kids: In my line of work I see too many snotty children with baked beans smeared on their faces to even contemplate having one of them around for any length of time. I don’t like snot and I definitely don’t like baked beans.
L. Live: Up North.
M. Mum’s name: Nola.
N. Nicknames: Friends and boyfriend call me Emdawg.
O. Overnight hospital stays: A big fat zero!
P. Pet peeves: Ticking clocks, people who walk slow in the street and raisins in my salad.
Q. Quote from a movie: ‘How do you feel about your penis?’ ‘It disgusts me, I don’t even like looking at it.’ ‘What about friends?’ ‘They don’t like it either.’ ‘No, I mean, do you have the support of friends?’ ~ TransAmerica
S. Siblings: Leila, 22 and Harriet, 16.
T. Time you wake up: Whenever I damn well want to. #livinthedream
U. Underwear: Yes, please.
V. Vegetables you don’t like: I’m not the biggest fan of swede.
W. What makes you run late: The fact that I will stand up, say ‘Right, let’s get going’ and then promptly sit back down/make a cup of tea/turn on the TV/start looking for something, and not even realise I’m doing it. I think it’s a family trait. I also have to make sure I’ve been to the toilet before I leave the house. Such a child.
X. X-rays you’ve had: None, other than the ones they do at the dentist.
Y. Yummy food you make: Corned beef hash. If you make it like a casserole you’re wrong in so many ways. The trick is to layer.
Z. Zoo animal favorites: POLAR BEARS. I also like tigers, and I saw a camel the other week and that was pretty damn cool.