This is a warm weather date. Not the scorching midsummer heat, but clement, no-need-for-a-coat, sunglasses weather.
To start with, we head to Aysgarth Falls, to skim stones and paddle.
I might even do my impression of a chimp. If you’re lucky.
Then, if my chimp impression hasn’t frightened you off, we can go to Bolton Castle. We can walk around the castle and the gardens, get lost in the maze, and have a pot of tea in the tearooms.
Then, it’s ice cream time. We’re going to Brymor!
This is how happy I am eating Brymor ice cream.
Now, if this date has gone correctly, you should be proposing to me right… about… now.